The Lack Of Goatish Foresite and Other Mysteries of the Univ

Post by **Dogbreath** » Sun May 04, 2003 8:35 pm

Each one is nominated as #1 by a different company. If, for instance, Dosgames.com nominated Solar Winds 2 as the best game ever while dosgamesarchive nominated System Shock 2... both would technically be "the best game ever" (with "according to dosgames.com" in small print so you don't notice it) but by different peoples opinions.

John The Ax · Post by **John The Ax** » Sun May 04, 2003 8:39 pm

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I mean, I could say that Spaceballs is the #1 comedy of 2k3, not that it came out in 2k3, but it still wouldn't be lying. There should be some law against this (actually there shouldn't, but it would be nice).

Next question: In campaigns (like for district justice) is having your name every 500 feet on a sign a nescessary part of victory? Seriously, am I over-estimating human nature again, or what?

Da_Goat · Post by **Da_Goat** » Mon May 05, 2003 12:10 am

If emmzee rated Solar Winds 2 over System Shock (either of them), he'd be stupid.

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Mon May 05, 2003 2:03 pm

-_-

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Someone move these posts to Forum games before I go off on Kazer.

John The Ax · Post by **John The Ax** » Mon May 05, 2003 2:21 pm

This isn't a game, we're asking questions.

Post by **Dogbreath** » Mon May 05, 2003 4:02 pm

John: No, but it sure as hell is fun to put them up! (I once spent an entire day putting up signs with some friends)

Da_Goat · Post by **Da_Goat** » Fri May 16, 2003 8:55 pm

Why do they call a barbecue a B-B-Q? Are they too lazy to write 5 more letters?!? Or even say five more letters? Does the mental image of five more letters disturb them?!? WHY?

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Fri May 16, 2003 10:39 pm

Because they're LAZY goat.

Why dont donkeys live in Assholes?

Splodginator · Post by **Splodginator** » Fri May 16, 2003 10:43 pm

Its because they can't build holes.

Homz · Post by **Homz** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:44 am

Here's my question. Why is it that at night, when I go to bed, my room is really hot, so I open the window, turn on the fan, and go to bed in my boxers, but, when I wake up, I'm cold, and I'm afraid to get out of bed because I'll freeze to death? :Angry:

Da_Goat · Post by **Da_Goat** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:12 pm

Um.....'cause you opened the windows and turned on the fan?

Kazer0 · Post by **Kazer0** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:26 pm

You sweat at night and get covered in it, then your body cools, and the sweat doesnt evaporate. Then the breeze makes you cold.

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 7:15 am

when did this intelligent conversation turn into the stupid answer game?

GAMER

Post by **Dogbreath** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:44 pm

Don't ask me... currently, it's KO's turn....

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 6:38 am

noooo. This wasn't meant to be a game. It's intelligent conversation.

GAMER

Homz · Post by **Homz** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:41 am

Sorry. I was just interested in a scientific answer to my question. And thank you, Kazer, I appreciated your answer.

Kazer0 · Post by **Kazer0** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:19 pm

But thats the real reason! I can make it more technical by using humidity indexes. Since when are there turns? This isnt a game! People post a question and we answer it. I have no questions.

Da_Goat · Post by **Da_Goat** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:41 pm

Yeah, I didn't know this weas a game. I'm just asking questions.

Post by **Dogbreath** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:14 pm

Yeah, sure, well someone ask!

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 7:24 pm

YAY! I told you this wasn't a game. aaawww...i remember what i wanted to know...why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the glue containers?

GAMER