1001 ways to murder Wally...

Oz · Post by Oz » Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:18 pm

And wally, sorry if i got abusive. and i do know what town you live in. it's Yinnar. it's next to your avatar, in ever one of your posts. and i bet if i looked here, i would find you...

Splodginator · Post by **Splodginator** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:22 pm

No, don't try there, try here: http://www.whitepages.com.au

Post by **Dogbreath** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:16 pm

Hang on-I think I have his real name around here somewhere...

Post by **Dogbreath** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:20 pm

B ****. (Long "a" mind you-at least I think so. Useful if you're going to call him...)

Shouldn't be too hard now...

Name Censored out of concern for subjects safety.

Oz · Post by Oz » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:26 pm

congratzos.

wally: prepare for a phone war! I KNOW HOW TO USE TELEX!

Oz · Post by Oz » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:32 pm

ok... is this it?

Slater S & P
<Adress Removed>

not gonna post the phone no. here. you don't know what kind of sick, twisted, evil people read these boards...

*looks in the mirror*

AAAARRRH!

see what i mean?

Post by **Dogbreath** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:37 pm

There, stupid tripe and flamewars filtered out.

*Passes chainsaw to Oz behind back* You wanna just mutilate him or would you rather rip his face off and wear it as a mask?

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denrix · Post by **denrix** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:44 pm

uuuh! looky here! I wet my panties!

SHOETAQUILLA · Post by **SHOETAQUILLA** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:51 pm

Time for Prank Calls

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:53 pm

dnirex wrote:uuuh! looky here! I wet my panties!

*Mumbles to self, "Fucking Retard." *

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:58 pm

why, daddy, why?!?!

Let's limit that to 6 s there, son.

SHOETAQUILLA · Post by **SHOETAQUILLA** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:02 pm

don't worry dnirex, you'll grow outta it one day

Post by **Dogbreath** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:04 pm

Wait, that's not piss he wet himself with...

SHOETAQUILLA · Post by **SHOETAQUILLA** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:10 pm

but still he should of grown outta spilling drinks

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:21 pm

Dogbreath wrote:Wait, that's not piss he wet himself with...

what the...?! you dont mean...

no way! no way, man! no way!

SHOETAQUILLA · Post by **SHOETAQUILLA** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:35 pm

Dogbreath is banned from making judgements!!:D

Cause if it looks like piss smells like piss it definitely is piss!!

*passes dnirex a kleenex..."clean yourself up mate"*

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:10 am

Go back to yehr Gamehippo! </scottish>

Oz · Post by Oz » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:05 pm

*slides a chainsaw into wally's trousers*

tee hee!

at least you'd never have the problems that dnirex did, mate!

denrix · Post by **denrix** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:24 pm

(six of them. count em if you want.)

Post by **Dogbreath** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:02 pm

1 Uno

2 Dos

3 Tres

4 Cuanto

5 Cinco

6 Sies

7 Siete

dnirex wrote:(six of them. count em if you want.)

I came up with seven...