or get raped in a hotel by midgets. either way, you win.
a good place to visit would be the north pole. can you imagine it, ice, ice, and more ice? and everything white, except for the eyes of the polar bears, and their teeth sprinkled with innocent penguin blood, and the yellow stains of piss that the penguins have released while being mangled? kewl stuff.
sasha: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have sex with my boyfriend.
I've studied both poles and am positive there are *no* wild penguins in the Northern Hemisphere. They are limited to southern Africa, Australia, South America and Antarctica. Polar bears live off of Arctic Foxes, rabbits, and the occassional muskox/riendeer. From dictionary.com:
Any of various stout flightless marine birds of the family Spheniscidae, of cool regions of the Southern Hemisphere, having flipperlike wings and webbed feet adapted for swimming and diving, and short scalelike feathers that are white in front and black on the back.
Me, I want to see the hidden corners: The isolated islands of the world would be a good start. Easter, Pitcairn's, Kergulen, etc (and do it by sailing to them). Any place the cruise ships turn their noses up at is alright.
Other planets would be great, also, but reality dictates them to be just cool dreams for 99.999999999% of us at this point.
Sig: "The Universe is change... but it is not exact change." -Fusco Bros.
It'd be too tightly compressed to breath... besides, in the vaccuum of outer space the balloon wouldn't have any outside pressure keeping its volume in check and would explode instantly... along with you.