ZOMBIE INVASION!

SpaceFans · Post by **SpaceFans** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:36 pm

I was wondering, what if zombies took over Earth? How would you be prepare What would you do to survive? (NOTE: The idea that brought this up was The Zombie Survival Guide)

cyb3r.god3 · Post by **cyb3r.god3** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:16 pm

alright, what i would do is raid supermarkets for a lot of food and then go to my old school but on the way i stop at the gun shop then i hide in the basement under the church

fauvem · Post by **fauvem** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:10 am

what kinda zombie because it depends on there level of intelligence & vunerability.

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:00 pm

Dudes, hate to kill all your hopes of looting and zombie whackin' but scientifically, zombies can't exist. Dead flesh doesn't just rise from the earth and attempts to eat our brain

However, say that these dead carcases were used like puppets(meaning controlled by, without the zombies actually moving by themselves) by some weird force... then we're all doomed since we can't do anything against them.

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:39 pm

I'm pretty proficient with FIRE. And everyone knows fire pisses off zombies. So I'd like.. Set my house on fire so zombies couldn't get in. Or something.

Post by **Dogbreath** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:43 pm

Clean off the old chainsaw, put on a ammo belt full of explosive 12-g shotgun slugs, sling by left-handed special remmington over my left sholder, my stainless steel bastard sword over the right, strap on a weeks worth of k-rations and water bottles, some hiking boots, flame retardent pants, a couple of napalm grenades, and kick some zombie ass.

Hell, it sounds like so much fun, I can barely wait!

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:00 am

Shoot myself in the head with one of the various guns the Dosgamers would have stashed away. I'd rather die instantly in the comfort of my own home, than face zombies.

GAMER

cyb3r.god3 · Post by **cyb3r.god3** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:16 am

you could do an ash....um...williams from evil dead, cut off your hand for a chainsaw and magically rig your shotgun so you never run out of shells and never have to reload.

julie124 · Post by **julie124** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:48 am

I would get piss loaded drunk, Dance around the house, go on dosgames, then I'd shoot myself just like gamer..

btw.. if you bite a zombie would they turn human ?:P or if you bite a zombie would you turn into a zombie?

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:28 pm

julie124 wrote:I would get piss loaded drunk, Dance around the house, go on dosgames, then I'd shoot myself just like gamer..

btw.. if you bite a zombie would they turn human ?:P or if you bite a zombie would you turn into a zombie?

Dunno bout the biting part, but the brain eating is so 1970's

And Gamer's choice amazes me... I never thought she'd sucumb to such puny things like brain-eating zombies

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:15 am

I hate zombies. One of my biggest fears.

GAMER

julie124 · Post by **julie124** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:45 pm

My biggest fear is a snow plow

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:43 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA snow plow!!!

No, but really, whenever i'm drunk and walking home by myself i always imagine there's zombies chasing me. I hate them. They freak me out.

I'm also really scared of waves.

GAMER

Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:43 am

cyb3r.god3 wrote:you could do an ash....um...williams from evil dead, cut off your hand for a chainsaw and magically rig your shotgun so you never run out of shells and never have to reload.

Man that’s exactly what I was thinking.

cyb3r.god3 · Post by **cyb3r.god3** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:48 am

GAMER wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA snow plow!!!

No, but really, whenever i'm drunk and walking home by myself i always imagine there's zombies chasing me. I hate them. They freak me out.

I'm also really scared of waves.

GAMER

been watching shaun of the dead?

note: hiding in a barricaded pub might actually be a good idea

julie124 · Post by **julie124** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:46 pm

lol shaun of hte dead was funny! yeah, every since I was little I was afriad of gettig ran over by a snow plow:P im frighten to death of zombies...

Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:52 pm

I don't have a fear of snow plows, in fact, if I saw a snow plow, I'd be like "WTF? There isn't any snow for a hunder miles, why the hell is there a snow plow around here?"

And SotD was hilarious, I think my sister is buying the DVD for Christmas.

cyb3r.god3 · Post by **cyb3r.god3** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:43 am

The_Sinister_Mastermind wrote:I don't have a fear of snow plows, in fact, if I saw a snow plow, I'd be like "WTF? There isn't any snow for a hunder miles, why the hell is there a snow plow around here?"

And SotD was hilarious, I think my sister is buying the DVD for Christmas.

id just be staring, but it would be funny to see unsuspecting commuters and people stuck at lights be pushed by a snow plow

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:12 am

I was scared by Shaun Of the Dead.

I've never seen a snow plow.

I want one. And a squirrel.

GAMER

Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:02 am

Why is there a sudden obsession to get squirrels into Australia? Seriously this is like the 4th time I've heard someone talking about it this week and it's only Tuesday.

But seriously how could SotD scare you? It was fucking hilarious.

Oh well, if SotD scared you I wouldn't advise watching Dawn Of The Dead (Even though that movie kicks ass to).

And cyb3r.god3. yeah actually that would be pretty funny... I'll pay you $20 to do it.