Hmmm, now what do you think when you hear Satan Burger.... Surely not Satan opening a chain of burger restaurants. I really have to say this was the strangest book ive ever read. but it was incredibly awesome. Death cuts off his hands so he cant kill people when he accidently touches his son. There is an inter-dimensional port shaped like a vagina that changes colours, God lives in a giant shopping mall in the sun, and people stare at the wall and shrug
I seriously recommend reading this. the choice of formatting is brilliant
So now..... im staring at the wall.......... trying not to shrug
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
cyb3r.god3 wrote:Hmmm, now what do you think when you hear Satan Burger.... Surely not Satan opening a chain of burger restaurants. I really have to say this was the strangest book ive ever read. but it was incredibly awesome. Death cuts off his hands so he cant kill people when he accidently touches his son. There is an inter-dimensional port shaped like a vagina that changes colours, God lives in a giant shopping mall in the sun, and people stare at the wall and shrug
I seriously recommend reading this. the choice of formatting is brilliant
So now..... im staring at the wall.......... trying not to shrug
Wow you make it sound really good. Very strange... but well... I like weird stuff. I remember I was addicted to reading Goosebumps as a kid hee hee... those were the days.
Will look out for this in the local bookstore... or burger outlet
you can find a text document of the book from google but it lacks the smiley face formatting
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
