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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 4:22 pm
by denrix
or get raped in a hotel by midgets. either way, you win.
a good place to visit would be the north pole. can you imagine it, ice, ice, and more ice? and everything white, except for the eyes of the polar bears, and their teeth sprinkled with innocent penguin blood, and the yellow stains of piss that the penguins have released while being mangled? kewl stuff.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:42 pm
by lakerzz8
thats what greenland is but with some people....i think.... why is greenland ICEy and ICEland green?
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:40 pm
by Dogbreath
Sadly, there are no penguins at the north pole...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:19 pm
by denrix
what are you talking about?
yes there are. havent you seen em on the discovery channel?
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:35 pm
by Splodginator
That's Antarctica.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:43 pm
by Thunderdog
dnirex wrote:or get raped in a hotel by midgets. either way, you win.
Are they ninja's?
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:51 pm
by lakerzz8
dnirex wrote:what are you talking about?
yes there are. havent you seen em on the discovery channel?
Thats the South Pole...NORTH pole has polar bears...ONLY...
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:33 am
by denrix
umm, what about groenland (greenland, w/e). I swear I was under the impression that Greenland had pinguins too.
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:49 pm
by lakerzz8
I am not sure about that you have to look it up....
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:50 pm
by Kazer0
There are no penguins in the northern hemisphere and no polar bears in the southern.
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:36 pm
by lakerzz8
thanks for claryfying KRAZER0.
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:41 pm
by Dogbreath
I've studied both poles and am positive there are *no* wild penguins in the Northern Hemisphere. They are limited to southern Africa, Australia, South America and Antarctica. Polar bears live off of Arctic Foxes, rabbits, and the occassional muskox/riendeer. From dictionary.com:
Any of various stout flightless marine birds of the family Spheniscidae, of cool regions of the Southern Hemisphere, having flipperlike wings and webbed feet adapted for swimming and diving, and short scalelike feathers that are white in front and black on the back.
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:38 pm
by denrix
Kazer0 wrote:There are no penguins in the northern hemisphere and no polar bears in the southern.
what do you mean?! they never meet?!
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:16 am
by Splodginator
Yes, apparently you thought Polar bears were Sea Lions.
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:21 am
by Kazer0
dnirex wrote:Kazer0 wrote:There are no penguins in the northern hemisphere and no polar bears in the southern.
what do you mean?! they never meet?!
Only in a Zoo. Even then, they are pretty far away. AFRICAN LION SAFARI! (Its a Toronto thing
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 5:35 am
by johpower
Me, I want to see the hidden corners: The isolated islands of the world would be a good start. Easter, Pitcairn's, Kergulen, etc (and do it by sailing to them). Any place the cruise ships turn their noses up at is alright.
Other planets would be great, also, but reality dictates them to be just cool dreams for 99.999999999% of us at this point.
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:15 am
by Thunderdog
I need to get the hell off this planet.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:14 pm
by lakerzz8
and die in space?
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:16 pm
by Thunderdog
I'm smart enough to carry a balloon filled with Air, unlike some of you.
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:16 am
by Dogbreath
It'd be too tightly compressed to breath... besides, in the vaccuum of outer space the balloon wouldn't have any outside pressure keeping its volume in check and would explode instantly... along with you.