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Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:05 pm

Swiftman runs after DOSRaider, tackling him to the ground, pinning him to said ground with a heavy boot on his throat.

He grins and takes the cookies from DOSRaider's grasp.

"Nice try, chum!"

Swiftman steps off and returns to his original position.

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:14 pm

Oh my! I know were this is going!

My turn to wait for the show to start... but no snacks for me!

Post by **dosraider** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:25 pm

Swiftman = selfish.

bàd, bàd , bàààààààààààààààààààààààd Swiftman.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:23 pm

*Liberates bag of cookies from Swiftman whilst holding his admin “Hammer of smiting, ban smack-downs and other nefarious deeds”*

Yeah, what now punk?

*muches on a cookie*

Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:33 pm

Swiftman pulled out another bag of cookies.

"This!"

He opens the bag and munches upon the contents therein.

He pointed a crumby finger to DOSRaider. "Had you asked nicely, I would have been willing to share the cookies, but you saw fit to steal them! No cookies from me!"

He continues with the sampling of his yummies.

Post by **dosraider** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:38 am

*Watch how Swiftman is choking in his cookies*

That's what greedy people deserves. (ref:Bush , meheh.)

Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:15 am

Swiftman wrote:"Had you asked nicely, I would have been willing to share

That doesn't sound like a greedy person to me, DOSRaider.

Post by **dosraider** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:50 am

If you really were a nice person you would feed the hungry without them having to beg for some cookies.

Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:24 pm

I was not aware that you WERE hungry, you just randomly appeared and stole something that rightfully belonged to me. Would you have let that just slide if it happened to you?

Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:20 am

I know I wouldn't. I'd cut out the culprits stomach, then when they say "I was starving and needed food" I can simply reply "Well you no longer have a stomach so you shant be having that problem again..."

Geez, I'm such a nice guy don't you think?

Post by **dosraider** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:39 pm

The_Sinister_Mastermind wrote:...I'd cut out the culprits stomach....

Promises, promises, always promises, not much real action.
Big words from small people.

Maybe it wouldn't be THAT easy to cut an ol'bikers (ow yes: really,Virago XV750 ) stomach after all.
I usually don't lay down saying :"go ahead folks, cut me".
And I'm NEVER the only one to bleed if it comes to that.

Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:26 pm

Who said I was going to wait for you to lie down? That’s what cyborg-zombie-pirate-space-ninjas are for, geez, don’t you know anything?

Post by **dosraider** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:55 am

You really watch too much idiotic programs on TV , TSM, you lost contact with reality.

... or you're on a bad crack_trip ...
FTW ? "cyborg-zombie-pirate-space-ninjas" ? Are they bigger then a pinky rabbit ?

Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:57 am

Guess again dosraider, I watch maybe a couple of hours of TV a week. I have time to watch more, but the distinct lack of anything resembling quality programming keeps my TV watching activities to a bare minimum.

In total there are 5 shows I watch a week, other then that, the TV is quite often on, but I’m not watching it, I’m far more often listening to music

Post by **dosraider** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:53 pm

Move on folks, nothing to see here.

Just wanted to hit the 1,000 mark.

[EDIT]

Gamer_V · Post by **Gamer_V** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:00 pm

Your world is upside-down, dosraider. [insert easy Belgian-joke]

Final Chance · Post by **Final Chance** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:18 pm

dosraider wrote:Move on folks, nothing to see here.

Just wanted to hit the 1,000 mark.

Congratulations dosraider!

Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:49 am

I just pushed over the 2666 mark.

Post by **dosraider** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:00 am

Now yes, TSM, see , that's the problem.
You pushed OVER the 2666 mark, you've overdone it and now you're a lost case. You're dark soul will wander around forever.

Shame, a real shame , tsssssssssssssss , so young and already lost for humanity , tsssssssssssssssss.

Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:15 am

... Riiiiight.

Kids dosraider is a prime example of why you should say no to drugs.