DOS Games Discussion

Swiftman runs after DOSRaider, tackling him to the ground, pinning him to said ground with a heavy boot on his throat.

He grins and takes the cookies from DOSRaider's grasp.

"Nice try, chum!"

Swiftman steps off and returns to his original position.

Oh my! I know were this is going!

My turn to wait for the show to start... but no snacks for me!

Swiftman = selfish.












bàd, bàd , bàààààààààààààààààààààààd Swiftman.

*Liberates bag of cookies from Swiftman whilst holding his admin “Hammer of smiting, ban smack-downs and other nefarious deeds”*

Yeah, what now punk?

*muches on a cookie*

Swiftman pulled out another bag of cookies.

"This!"

He opens the bag and munches upon the contents therein.

He pointed a crumby finger to DOSRaider. "Had you asked nicely, I would have been willing to share the cookies, but you saw fit to steal them! No cookies from me!"

He continues with the sampling of his yummies.

*Watch how Swiftman is choking in his cookies*






That's what greedy people deserves. (ref:Bush , meheh.)

Swiftman wrote:"Had you asked nicely, I would have been willing to share

That doesn't sound like a greedy person to me, DOSRaider.

If you really were a nice person you would feed the hungry without them having to beg for some cookies.

I was not aware that you WERE hungry, you just randomly appeared and stole something that rightfully belonged to me. Would you have let that just slide if it happened to you?

I know I wouldn't. I'd cut out the culprits stomach, then when they say "I was starving and needed food" I can simply reply "Well you no longer have a stomach so you shant be having that problem again..."

Geez, I'm such a nice guy don't you think?

The_Sinister_Mastermind wrote:...I'd cut out the culprits stomach....

Promises, promises, always promises, not much real action.
Big words from small people.

Maybe it wouldn't be THAT easy to cut an ol'bikers (ow yes: really,Virago XV750 ) stomach after all.
I usually don't lay down saying :"go ahead folks, cut me".
And I'm NEVER the only one to bleed if it comes to that.

Who said I was going to wait for you to lie down? That’s what cyborg-zombie-pirate-space-ninjas are for, geez, don’t you know anything?

You really watch too much idiotic programs on TV , TSM, you lost contact with reality.


... or you're on a bad crack_trip ...
FTW ? "cyborg-zombie-pirate-space-ninjas" ? Are they bigger then a pinky rabbit ?

Guess again dosraider, I watch maybe a couple of hours of TV a week. I have time to watch more, but the distinct lack of anything resembling quality programming keeps my TV watching activities to a bare minimum.

In total there are 5 shows I watch a week, other then that, the TV is quite often on, but I’m not watching it, I’m far more often listening to music

Move on folks, nothing to see here.

Just wanted to hit the 1,000 mark.




[EDIT]

Your world is upside-down, dosraider. [insert easy Belgian-joke]

dosraider wrote:Move on folks, nothing to see here.

Just wanted to hit the 1,000 mark.

Congratulations dosraider!

I just pushed over the 2666 mark.

Now yes, TSM, see , that's the problem.
You pushed OVER the 2666 mark, you've overdone it and now you're a lost case. You're dark soul will wander around forever.




Shame, a real shame , tsssssssssssssss , so young and already lost for humanity , tsssssssssssssssss.

... Riiiiight.


Kids dosraider is a prime example of why you should say no to drugs.